A Suana Joke & **Turkey Dinner, Pomegranate for Bounty
The joke below was sent to me in an Email.
I don’t usually like jokes like this, but I felt funny bone action from it. This cooler weather is all about the funny bone being awoken from a long dry heat. Plus, I have company this weekend, plus, I am cooking a turkey dinner, and have a pomegranate to dismantle seed by encased seed.
I honestly don’t think there is anything more beautiful than this fruit. It is like a jewel case of edible seeds, a planting of bounty and the crimson of blood, it must be the most symbolic thing in the world… I love pomegranates. Except when the juice gets under the nail, then I feel sullied by it; but in life all beauty sullies the flesh in some way. To read more about the history and symbolism of this beauty, click here.Joke
3 WOMEN IN A SAUNA . . .
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING
NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER
FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
“THAT WAS MY PAGER,” SHE SAID. “I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.”
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, THAT WAS
MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.”
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE
DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF
THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID… WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT…
Thanks, Kim, I love U. Miss you…
